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2024-03-19

Robert May

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Watch Robert May's Kill Tony episode 655 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.53 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

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How we doing, everybody?

[Bit 1]

Got some exciting news to share.

I am happy to announce I am no longer taking

the anti-depression medication

that the doctor was prescribing to my mom.

So that's good, she really needs it right now.

I'm gonna be fine.

Instead, I've been recently taking the stuff

from her oncologist.

It's way stronger.

Feel that shit in your lymph nodes.

You ever boof thyroid meds?

We used to call them lymph biscuits.

Couple of Fred heads in here.

All right.

[Bit 2]

My mom's cool though.

She used to bum me some of her Adderall

when I was like in between scripts or whatever

'cause she knows I need it.

Not proud to say that at my age,

but I've been taking it every day for nearly two decades.

It is what it is.

My mom, on the other hand,

My mom is 69 years old and retired.

What the fuck do you need Adderall for, mom?

You gonna do laundry harder?

'Cause your plants aren't growing any faster.

One time I came home, this woman was folding the dishes.

That's my time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupGot some exciting news to share.

setupI am happy to announce I am no longer taking

setupthe anti-depression medication

setupthat the doctor was prescribing to my mom.

punchlineSo that's good, she really needs it right now.

tagI'm gonna be fine.