Trish Smart

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Watch Trish Smart's Kill Tony episode 655 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.35 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·0.63 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.35 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

If you work really hard at your dreams

and you don't fuck anyone to get where you're going,

you could be right here.

This could be you.

[Bit 2]

It makes sense though, my biggest comedy credit

is I run a comedy club at Burning Man.

Do you know what Burning Man is?

You ever had period sex in a dust storm?

Sounds like you don't know dick about Burning Man.

Burning Man is a place where it's like a music festival,

but everyone brings their own stage.

[Bit 3]

You guys know what a music festival is?

That's where you go to take drugs

and look for your friends for eight hours.

And then one of them texts you and he's like,

"I'm by the medical tent."

And you're like, "Billy's gone, guys.

"He's never coming back."

[Bit 4]

What's not to like about music festivals?

You know, they have the same currency as jail.

Cigarettes, bubble gum, anal.

I met a man at a music festival,

I tried to trick him into my van.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

anti-humor

Lines

setupIf you work really hard at your dreams

setupand you don't fuck anyone to get where you're going,

punchlineyou could be right here.

tagThis could be you.