Jehan Sabir

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Watch Jehan Sabir's Kill Tony episode 220 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 2.33 tag density.

Career avg·1.33 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.55 punch density·1.28 tag density·3 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·1.00 punch density·2.33 tag density

What's up? You guys, that was my best comedy friend you just saw.

Um, what am I going to talk about? Just kidding.

[Bit 1]

You guys, do you want to know how to make a black person have an existential crisis?

Just deny them lotion when they're ashy.

That shit is stressful as fuck and white people never have lotion in their bag.

Like ever.

You know, I feel like when I'm ashy it makes me desperate and a little violent.

I feel like it's the only thing that can make me turn back into a slave.

You know?

I'm like, "Oh, Massa.

Oh, Massa, please don't let me go out with these ashy."

to Ashy Nee's.

I'll do anything for some of me, no matter.

I think people think there's a lot of violence

in the black community because of drugs and poverty, when

really it's just a bunch of Ashy ass niggas looking

for lotion.

You know?

What I'm saying is, Ashy lives matter, you guys.

They matter.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

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setupYou guys, do you want to know how to make a black person have an existential crisis?

punchlineJust deny them lotion when they're ashy.

tagThat shit is stressful as fuck and white people never have lotion in their bag.

tagLike ever.