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2017-07-22

Quentin Thomas

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Watch Quentin Thomas's Kill Tony episode 220 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.35 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.27 punch density·0.50 tag density

- What the fuck is going on at this time?

[Bit 1]

- So as I get older, I'm finding new reasons to hate people.

Like I'm starting to hate people who bring up my height

the second time we meet, you know?

'Cause like it's always the same conversation.

It's like, oh, do you play basketball?

Like yeah, dude, I'm in the NBA

and I moonlight as an Uber driver.

It's just my thing.

It's like, it just gets boring

'cause it's always like the same conversation.

Like I just wish once someone would be like,

"Hey, how many stretch marks do you have on your back

"from growing 10 inches in five months?"

It's like a lot, it's really gross.

My back looks like someone else's height chart,

to give you a perspective.

[Bit 2]

Guys can be perverts, I think we can all agree about this,

guys can be kind of perverts.

I think the perfect example of this is every time

there's this news story, local teachers,

least with 12 year old students,

there's always that one guy like,

"Man, where are all those teachers

"when I was in middle school?"

Which is crazy because like girls don't do that. Girls don't see an Amber Alert

and are like, "Man, where are all the guys in early 2000 model toyos when I was seven?"

Alright, my name is Quentin Thomas. Thank you guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

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setup- So as I get older, I'm finding new reasons to hate people.

setupLike I'm starting to hate people who bring up my height

setupthe second time we meet, you know?

setup'Cause like it's always the same conversation.

setupIt's like, oh, do you play basketball?

setupLike yeah, dude, I'm in the NBA

punchlineand I moonlight as an Uber driver.

tagIt's just my thing.