Ian Russo

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Watch Ian Russo's Kill Tony episode 220 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.43 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I just flew in from New York,

and boy are you all faggots.

[Bit 2]

So a couple years ago, I found myself

going through a breakup,

and I was at a Hanson concert of all places,

getting wasted off of a little something called mhmops.

If you don't know what "Mm-Hops" is, it's not something I made up for the sake of the story.

It is a beer that actually exists.

I like to believe that the Van Hansen was one day tinkered with a beer brewing in the

garage and they developed this recipe that was so perfect and they just had to slap the

"Mm-Hops" label on it.

And yeah.

[Bit 3]

The Van Hansen though, like they were...

I don't know if you know this about the Van Hansen, but I've had a long musical upbringing.

I've seen thousands of punk bands, metal bands, indie bands,

went through a lengthy ska phase.

I'm not proud of it, but it happened.

It happened.

But the band, Hanson, they were the tightest fucking band

I've ever seen.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI just flew in from New York,

punchlineand boy are you all faggots.