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Kill Tony #162 - Dom Irrera & Ian Edwards

2016-07-21

Johnny Gold

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Watch Johnny Gold's Kill Tony episode 162 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.22 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.22 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.22 punch density·0.25 tag density

This way, this way, yo.

From downtown.

Great, I made it to the stage.

Thank you, thank you.

Thanks, band, I appreciate it.

[Bit 1]

I'd like to start off by doing an impersonation.

Here's an impersonation of my dad when I was four years old.

my dad when I was four.

See ya.

Dads in my neighborhood were like weapons

of mass destruction.

They were out there, we were looking for 'em,

but nobody could find 'em, anywhere, just gone.

And when I was a kid, my mom got me a big brother

of America and he came to my door, he goes,

I'm your big brother of America.

And like after three weeks, that motherfucker left too.

And I was like, damn, I got dad repellent.

I just couldn't believe it.

[Bit 2]

But in my neighborhood, we had pimps in San Francisco,

and I used to go down to the liquor store

and I used to get candy, whatever they had down there.

And I saw these guys, I didn't know they were pimps,

but I saw all this money coming out of their pocket.

And I'm like, if my mom could hook up

with one of these guys, maybe we could

get the fuck out of here.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'd like to start off by doing an impersonation.

setupHere's an impersonation of my dad when I was four years old.

setupmy dad when I was four.

punchlineSee ya.