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Kill Tony #162 - Dom Irrera & Ian Edwards

2016-07-21

Lonelle Price

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Watch Lonelle Price's Kill Tony episode 162 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.15 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.67 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.30 punch density·0.44 tag density·3 sets

This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.15 punch density·1.00 tag density

- What's up?

[Bit 1]

Hey, I'm mad at y'all Chicago and only,

I'll be in California, only been out here

for like three weeks.

And why y'all tell me about these crazy ass homeless people?

I swear to God, like true story,

I'm on the bus man in my business.

Here come this goddamn crazy homeless dude.

He like, "Hey you."

I was like, "Me?"

He said, "Yeah, you."

I was like, "What's up?"

He's like, "Who's the hottest rapper in California?"

I was like, Snoop Dogg, he's like, "No, me, MC Moo-Cho, hit it!"

Shot gun and my head go bang.

I got your girl on my dime called life.

She gonna let her nigga rock a train.

Choo, choo, choo, choo, bang, bang.

I got me a little ice cold train.

I got me a little diamond picket right.

Then he stopped to performance, was like, "You got a dollar?"

I'm like, "Nope."

He's like, "Well, fuck your dick."

And then it was messed up.

Three days later, I was in the shower singing that shit.

Shot gun and my head go bang.

My girl like, "What the hell's on you saying?"

I said, "MC Mucho, bitch!"

She said, "Who the fuck you calling a bitch?"

We got the fight and I called her domestic.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupHey, I'm mad at y'all Chicago and only,

setupI'll be in California, only been out here

setupfor like three weeks.

setupAnd why y'all tell me about these crazy ass homeless people?

setupI swear to God, like true story,

setupI'm on the bus man in my business.

setupHere come this goddamn crazy homeless dude.

setupHe like, "Hey you."

setupI was like, "Me?"

setupHe said, "Yeah, you."

setupI was like, "What's up?"

setupHe's like, "Who's the hottest rapper in California?"

setupI was like, Snoop Dogg, he's like, "No, me, MC Moo-Cho, hit it!"

setupShot gun and my head go bang.

setupI got your girl on my dime called life.

setupShe gonna let her nigga rock a train.

setupChoo, choo, choo, choo, bang, bang.

setupI got me a little ice cold train.

setupI got me a little diamond picket right.

punchlineThen he stopped to performance, was like, "You got a dollar?"

tagI'm like, "Nope."

tagHe's like, "Well, fuck your dick."