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Kill Tony #162 - Dom Irrera & Ian Edwards

2016-07-21

Katrina Davis

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Watch Katrina Davis's Kill Tony episode 162 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.26 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.26 punch density·0.20 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.26 punch density·0.20 tag density

- Hi guys.

[Bit 1]

I think that dating really mean people

has a certain place in relationships

because it desensitizes you to normal people.

Like I was talking to this guy the other week

and he was like, "Oh, like sometimes I'm really bad

at texting people back and it's been problems

in my past relationships."

And all I could think is, "Yeah, but how many people

have you threatened to set on fire?"

[Bit 2]

I have a black Honda and there's this guy in my apartment

that has the same car as me, but his is way nicer

and it's clean all the time.

And I hate it 'cause every day I go to work,

there's this visual representation in my parking lot

that are people like me, but they do a little better

'cause they try a little bit harder.

But it doesn't make me wanna do any better.

I just wish that asshole would move.

Fuck.

[Bit 3]

Oh, my dad has a gold tooth.

And in high school, everyone thought that was really cool.

But gold teeth were just the shit in the '70s.

Everybody in my family has gold teeth.

So I feel like in like 10 years,

like two dudes will be playing video games

at their friend's house and the mom will bend over

and have a tramp stamp and the other kid will just be like,

dude, your mom's a G.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI think that dating really mean people

setuphas a certain place in relationships

punchlinebecause it desensitizes you to normal people.