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Kill Tony #162 - Dom Irrera & Ian Edwards

2016-07-21

Sid Williams

Bucket Pull

Watch Sid Williams's Kill Tony episode 162 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 6 joke beats, 1.09 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·6.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·1.09 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·6 bits·6 beats·1.09 punch density·1.00 tag density

Hello, hey, hey, thanks guys.

How are you?

Fuck it, only got a minute.

[Bit 1]

So I sweat a lot.

I was at the gym and a Japanese lady ran away from me.

It's a tsunami joke.

Just let it wash over you, it's fine.

You'll get it.

[Bit 2]

When I pee, I like to push extra hard

to let everybody know I swing dong.

[Bit 3]

I came up with my porn alias name, it's Jizz Khalifa.

[Bit 4]

I feel like it wouldn't be too hard to fuck a Scientologist.

You can probably tell them anything, they'll believe it.

[Bit 5]

I think it's weird that we call our significant others Baby.

You know, "Hey Baby, I love you Baby, how are you Baby?"

I'm going to promote my girlfriend from Baby to Child.

Hey Child.

Let me see those titties, child.

Suck that dick, child.

Waiting for a cat. Let's go.

Uh...

[Bit 6]

When I go down on my girlfriend,

I turn into the Tasmanian devil.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

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setupSo I sweat a lot.

punchlineI was at the gym and a Japanese lady ran away from me.

tagIt's a tsunami joke.

tagJust let it wash over you, it's fine.

tagYou'll get it.