Molly Viven

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Watch Molly Viven's Kill Tony episode 574 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 6 joke beats, 0.67 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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>> Some of you guys might know I'm a porn star.

>> [APPLAUSE]

Well, I fucking hate when my friends ask me

to come to like a work hang, you know,

with all their colleagues.

They have a million questions about my life and my job.

So I come up with a little something, it goes like this.

You do spreadsheets, I do spreadcheeks.

You get workman's comp and I get workman's comp.

You get PTO when I have PTSD.

You have HR and we have HR too.

It's Herpy's response.

You take conference calls

and I choke on big old balls.

You get 401ks and I will fornicate for 1k.

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setup>> Some of you guys might know I'm a porn star.

setupWell, I fucking hate when my friends ask me

setupto come to like a work hang, you know,

setupwith all their colleagues.

setupThey have a million questions about my life and my job.

setupSo I come up with a little something, it goes like this.

punchlineYou do spreadsheets, I do spreadcheeks.