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KILL TONY #574 - JOE ROGAN + SHANE GILLIS + MARK NORMAND + ARI SHAFFIR

2022-09-13

Mike Stagg

Bucket Pull

Watch Mike Stagg's Kill Tony episode 574 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.09 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·1.00 beats/set·0.09 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.09 punch density·2.00 tag density

- How's it going, Austin?

- Yo.

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- Y'all out there hustling and grinding,

doing the thing every day?

Yeah, yeah.

And I wake up early sometimes, and you

kind of feel the weight of the world.

And I kind of just think about inspirational quotes

from the founding fathers.

I think it's crazy how he idealized them.

But early to bed, early to rise, makes you healthy,

wealthy, and wise.

And then what?

You get to fuck the slaves or whatever?

That's not bad.

And this is what we all take to heart, you know?

Thomas Jefferson, whatever you do,

act like the whole world's watching.

Watching you fuck the slaves.

Okay?

And George Washington, you know?

I see where you're going with this bro, but

You might want to run this by wiser people before you present it publicly

It's not a bad premise. It's just flawed

Your execution is cumbersome. There's a lot going on there. Are you telling me Joe if you had slaves you wouldn't fuck them

I wouldn't fuck them, but I'm rich

I would let him go.

I'd be like, if you want to work, let's work on a deal,

but you need to, like, find your place in this world.

It's one of the perks of having slaves, I assume.

Yeah, but you don't want those perks, bro.

All right.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't know.

If I found a flaw in the set, it was that you have cargo shorts.

That is true.

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setup- Y'all out there hustling and grinding,

setupdoing the thing every day?

setupAnd I wake up early sometimes, and you

setupkind of feel the weight of the world.

setupAnd I kind of just think about inspirational quotes

setupfrom the founding fathers.

setupI think it's crazy how he idealized them.

setupBut early to bed, early to rise, makes you healthy,

setupwealthy, and wise.

setupAnd then what?

punchlineYou get to fuck the slaves or whatever?

tagThat's not bad.

setupAnd this is what we all take to heart, you know?

setupThomas Jefferson, whatever you do,

setupact like the whole world's watching.

tagWatching you fuck the slaves.