Fuzzy

Bucket PullSmall Joke Book

Watch Fuzzy's Kill Tony episode 726 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.58 punch density·1.13 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

[Bit 1]

I believe the best superpower is the ability to freeze time

because you're in control.

You gotta remember they don't want you to have superpowers.

They, the Jews, do not want you to head.

[Bit 2]

But when you freeze time, you're in control.

And the perks are motherfucking sweet.

Everyone here would do the same thing immediately.

We're going to the bank.

We'd all do it.

Come on, you'd go to the bank.

You'd see the teller.

You'd wait for her to open up the vault.

Freeze time.

And then...

[imitates a

Thank you guys so much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupI believe the best superpower is the ability to freeze time

setupbecause you're in control.

setupYou gotta remember they don't want you to have superpowers.

punchlineThey, the Jews, do not want you to head.