Karen Jones

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Watch Karen Jones's Kill Tony episode 726 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

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I got it.

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Some of you may remember me.

I was falsely accused of storming the Capitol.

I've been pardoned by President Trump.

Unfortunately, I had already been incarcerated for 90 days before I got the pardon.

grateful but while I was in prison I was raped. Well okay date raped. Okay it was

consensual. It's still very unpleasant. I and yeah okay I was on house arrest but

it's terrible to be on house arrest because you can't leave but I found out

that you could leave for medical procedures.

So I scheduled a mammogram, a pap smear,

and a colonoscopy, and I'm telling you,

it was as horrible as any other time I've been raped.

Date-raped.

Had sex and regretted it, whatever you want to call it.

Thank you.

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setupSome of you may remember me.

setupI was falsely accused of storming the Capitol.

setupI've been pardoned by President Trump.

setupUnfortunately, I had already been incarcerated for 90 days before I got the pardon.

punchlinegrateful but while I was in prison I was raped. Well okay date raped. Okay it was

tagconsensual. It's still very unpleasant. I and yeah okay I was on house arrest but