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2021-06-22

Charles Adams Jr.

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Watch Charles Adams Jr.'s Kill Tony episode 510 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 7 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 1.57 tag density.

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This set·6 bits·7 beats·0.50 punch density·1.57 tag density

What's up?

Okay, I ain't gotta cuss nobody out tonight.

[Bit 1]

I know what y'all thinking,

damn, Kimbo Slice tells jokes.

Oh, you don't believe me?

That's real taco meat right there, baby.

You know what I'm talking about?

Hey, real talk.

[Bit 2]

The other day I was in my classroom

And one of my students walked past me, right?

And we had to still wear our masks.

He walked past me, I was like,

damn man, did you wash your hands

after coming from the bathroom?

He was like, yes sir, Mr. Charles.

I was like, damn, that must be me.

So I took my mask off.

I was like, oh shit, that's my breath.

My breath been smelling like that for that long?

Jesus Christ.

[Bit 3]

I went to my hygienist, she was like, yeah.

She went to clean my teeth.

She was like, you been tossing salad, huh?

I was like, yeah.

Been trying to be a vegan for a little minute,

you know what I'm saying?

You know what I mean?

(mimics

Yeah, I make fun of these people and only the smart ones take it.

They make fun of me so much, fuck it.

[Bit 4]

Fun fact, for those of you just watching or listening to the podcast,

the lighting guy is still fucking with the lights.

Just I mean, like it almost seems unbelievable at this point.

But but it is as long as you got the light on me because I'm pretty dark.

Yeah, he is. He turned up.

He turned up the whites for you.

He's real chocolate right here, baby.

The lighting guy. Yeah.

[Bit 5]

Actually, I would make a joke, but I don't think I'm allowed to anymore.

Let's just keep it moving.

- Use your imagination.

- Damn.

- Whoo.

- Use your imagination.

What was Tony gonna say that he couldn't say that?

- Tony was about to call me a ninja.

- Yeah, damn.

- I don't give a shit.

[Bit 6]

I got touched again, baby.

- I wouldn't do that to you.

Not you.

David Lucas, I would, but not you.

- Hey, don't do that.

- I love it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI know what y'all thinking,

setupdamn, Kimbo Slice tells jokes.

setupOh, you don't believe me?

punchlineThat's real taco meat right there, baby.