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2021-06-22

Arturo Lorenzo

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Watch Arturo Lorenzo's Kill Tony episode 510 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.32 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.32 punch density·0.75 tag density·Small Joke Book

Hi, thank you.

My name is Arturo Lorenzo,

[Bit 1]

but seeing how many Hispanic comics were here

I probably could have just gotten by Arturo.

[Bit 2]

And, uh, yes, I am Latino,

so you can assume that I was raised Catholic.

Any Catholics out here?

Yeah, the fact that you're here

that you're here tells me like I thought this is not a real religion. It has all

those loopholes so you can just say I'm sorry when you're gonna get raped or die

and all of a sudden it's okay. Guess what? I'm gonna see my priest in heaven so as

long as he dies I get raped I guess to say sorry before he goes away. But uh

[Bit 3]

anybody like edibles? Anybody took an edible tonight? Edibles will fuck you up

because you never know how strong they are. They definitely fucked me up and

They also fucked up my dryer,

guess I left him in my pants and forgot about him.

So if anybody has a free dryer or animals,

get at me after the show.

[Bit 4]

I also did not expect to be called

because it was my first time being called out.

And I feel like they're just calling minorities

because there's this all white panel standing right here.

- Exactly.

- Even though Tony is tan enough to be Latino.

Thank you.

- Hello, Arturo Lorenzo calling out an all white panel

on a show that literally, you're right,

anybody can get pulled out of the bucket on stage,

but you felt the need to talk about an all-white panel.

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setupbut seeing how many Hispanic comics were here

punchlineI probably could have just gotten by Arturo.