Nathaniel Allen

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Watch Nathaniel Allen's Kill Tony episode 510 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.45 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

- All right, so yogurt used to make me gag

when I was younger.

I thought it was a textural thing.

Turns out I was just sticking a spoon too far back.

[Bit 2]

I think the female orgasm reminds me a lot of fishing.

You know, they're both really elusive.

The only difference is when I go fishing and I don't catch a fish,

the water doesn't lie to me and say, "Yeah, you caught a fish."

[Bit 3]

I personally like women with small boobs.

It's really more of an insecurity than a preference.

I'm just worried that if I marry somebody who has double Ds at 22,

that she'll have Ws at 52.

You know, I don't want to be getting intimate with my wife one day and take her bra off have a pair of truck nuts fall

out on me

I wanted to I've always wanted to play spin the bottle, you know

Just a long one I'll just end it. Yeah, hey

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- All right, so yogurt used to make me gag

setupwhen I was younger.

setupI thought it was a textural thing.

punchlineTurns out I was just sticking a spoon too far back.