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Kill Tony #178 (Michael Kosta, Josh Martin)

2017-08-12

Jordan Baney

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Watch Jordan Baney's Kill Tony episode 178 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.25 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.25 punch density·0.25 tag density

[Bit 1]

So I suffer from black guilt,

'cause white people can't say nigga,

and I say that for everything.

They can't say it unless they have a black friend.

Then it's okay, I guess.

But that's my problem, is like,

I'm not good enough to my white friends

to allow them to say nigga in public.

I'm a bad representation of black people.

Like Robert Downey Jr. and Tropic Thunder

is a better nigga than I am.

I'm like the Nicolas Cage of black people.

Like the more you see me the less you want to.

Yeah man, I don't know, I'm kind of uncomfortable.

[Bit 2]

Now that I'm saying it out here,

like I don't think maybe I shouldn't say niggas in public.

It's just not, I was kind of hoping

there'd be more black people here.

'Cause I'm starting to think maybe I need a black friend.

Just someone to show me the ropes.

[Bit 3]

'Cause the only three black things that come naturally to me

are rolling blunts, being late to shit

fucking white girls but you're awful people you're terrible like you're you're

the one but it's a mutual relationship because you use me to try to piss your

dad off and I try to use you to make my dad laugh that's not gonna happen ever

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setupSo I suffer from black guilt,

setup'cause white people can't say nigga,

setupand I say that for everything.

setupThey can't say it unless they have a black friend.

setupThen it's okay, I guess.

setupBut that's my problem, is like,

setupI'm not good enough to my white friends

setupto allow them to say nigga in public.

setupI'm a bad representation of black people.

setupLike Robert Downey Jr. and Tropic Thunder

punchlineis a better nigga than I am.