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Kill Tony #145 (Anthony Jeselnik, Chris Porter)

2018-12-28

Drew Violations

Bucket Pull

Watch Drew Violations's Kill Tony episode 145 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 7 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 0.29 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·7.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.29 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·7 beats·0.38 punch density·0.29 tag density

[Bit 1]

So, I'm Samoan, Hawaiian, Korean, Irish, and Filipino.

But I got up here, you guys,

who's this other Latin common coming up here?

You gonna tell jokes in Spanish?

I'm not.

Unless them ladies right there,

they think it's sexy, they're not.

Que on the way.

But if you speak Spanish, you know,

that's like the dumbest thing to say to hot girls.

unless they put their makeup on with Sharpies.

But y'all didn't.

[Bit 2]

So, especially when people hear that mix

of what I am or that I,

does this do like a island warrior?

No, not at all.

Especially like, I think it's because

when I was in heaven, like standing in line

for all my different body parts,

'cause that's how that shit works,

I kept getting in the wrong line, dude.

I saw the creams, I'm like,

oh, I'm gonna be smart as hell.

I'm gonna be like a pop star,

I'm gonna show everybody what kind of styles

of gun-dumb there are.

But I get to the front of the line,

it's for penises, dude.

I gotta say penis too, 'cause there's no such thing as like a Korean cock,

because that's like a half an inch more than we'll ever have.

But hey, but for all the ladies, it's not gonna hurt.

You know?

You know.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo, I'm Samoan, Hawaiian, Korean, Irish, and Filipino.

setupBut I got up here, you guys,

setupwho's this other Latin common coming up here?

setupYou gonna tell jokes in Spanish?

punchlineI'm not.