Long Yu

Bucket Pull

Watch Long Yu's Kill Tony episode 145 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.36 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I'm Long Yu and I suffer from a severely Chinese name.

[Bit 2]

So since I'm half black and half Asian,

this right here is just a huge mystery zone.

People are always trying to give me estimates,

like I'm Bob Barker, I'm the prices right.

[Bit 3]

Yeah, so since I'm half black and half Asian,

and I was actually pretty poor growing up,

my college's diversity brochure is just me

in eight different poses.

Yeah.

[Bit 4]

Y'all see Hillary do the whip on Ellen?

Yeah?

I know, right?

It's crazy how white people can ruin whipping for a second time.

I'm good, yeah.

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punchlineI'm Long Yu and I suffer from a severely Chinese name.