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Watch Javier Ramirez's Kill Tony episode 708 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.20 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.20 punch density·0.33 tag density·Small Joke Book

[Bit 1]

Contrary to popular belief, I have not yet

gone through puberty.

I am puberty.

That is my favorite way to say I say I go inside of teenagers.

Who's with me?

No?

Oh, no.

[Bit 2]

But yeah, I just moved back to America,

very happy about that.

It's cool to see slimy people sell everything, even kids.

So, wonder what a commercial with that?

Yeah. (laughs)

Come on down, we're running a sale on new children

with features such as feistiness and easy disposability.

Ooh.

Call now or visit our website, theclintonfoundation.org.

Yeah.

[Bit 3]

Do you guys like impressions?

-Yes!

-All right, here's one.

I have a pussy, I promise.

That's Michelle Obama.

Usually I'm not good at those, but that one is spot on.

All right. Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupContrary to popular belief, I have not yet

setupgone through puberty.

punchlineI am puberty.

tagThat is my favorite way to say I say I go inside of teenagers.