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2024-04-16

Casey Rocket

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Watch Casey Rocket's Kill Tony episode 659 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.56 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.88 bits/set·4.38 beats/set·0.34 punch density·0.66 tag density·16 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.56 punch density·1.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

Folks, a lot of people say, "My body, my choice,"

but I always say, "Somebody should be on The Voice."

I'm a very good singer. Okay, cool.

Get real. I'm starving.

[Bit 2]

Can I get a People's Temple, please? Hell, yeah.

It's like a Shirley Temple but Jonestown style,

so it's pretty cool.

It's where they crush up a bunch of Vicodin

and put it in a cup of flavor aid

instead of dying "I live for the first time."

for the first time in my entire life.

Come on, man.

♪ Tell me something ♪

Cool. Hell, yeah. I can't really.

[Bit 3]

I used to swallow grapes whole until I was 12 years old.

And, uh... [laughs]

So, like, three times a week,

I would-- I would choke on grapes.

And--'cause that's how kings would eat grapes in cartoons.

They'd have a big bushel of grapes.

So three times a week, my mom would run in my room

and be choking on grapes.

And it's like Don Vito on Viva La Bayon.

And she'd go, "You're not a king. We love you.

You're not a king."

And I was like, "Love means nothing

when it seeps from the lips of a harlot."

And I'd just, "Thank you of Casey Rocket."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Joke Type

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setupFolks, a lot of people say, "My body, my choice,"

punchlinebut I always say, "Somebody should be on The Voice."

tagI'm a very good singer. Okay, cool.