Nate Barnard

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Watch Nate Barnard's Kill Tony episode 659 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 1.17 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·1.17 punch density·0.40 tag density·Big Joke Book

[Bit 1]

I've been working on a dating app for school shooters.

It's called Columbvine.

We got to get them shacking up, not shooting up.

Get them distracted from what they're good at.

Other dating apps are like Swipe Left, Swipe Right.

Our dating app is like, "Doc Left, Doc Right, ah!"

[Bit 2]

My girlfriend is a crisis actor.

She gets upset about all this shit that never happened.

[Bit 3]

I've been watching so many OnlyFans leaks.

I can only get off to women who can't make it financially.

[Bit 4]

People always pick on Lance Armstrong for taking drugs.

But his brother landed on the moon.

Could you imagine living up to that amount of pressure?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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phonetic-match

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setupI've been working on a dating app for school shooters.

punchlineIt's called Columbvine.

tagWe got to get them shacking up, not shooting up.

tagGet them distracted from what they're good at.