Travis Nathan Ray

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Watch Travis Nathan Ray's Kill Tony episode 501 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.78 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.78 punch density·0.40 tag density

[Bit 1]

People's lips are the same color as their genitals.

[Bit 2]

I hate when people say that white people don't have any culture.

Like this one time I overheard this girl say,

"I should have never got that dog. It's an Aquarius."

Didn't appropriate that from anybody.

[Bit 3]

I tried to teach myself how to wink my own butthole.

You know, like the strippers do, but I ended up just farting on a mirror.

I really thought he would like that one more.

[Bit 4]

I'm wearing skinny jeans for some reason, and there's like the seam up the middle, you know?

Like when you go to sit down, if all your furniture isn't in the same room, it makes your nuts make a decision.

Like at first it wants to go to the left, and the last second it goes to the right.

That's called rolling a nut.

Ladies don't have to worry about that.

For y'all it goes right up the middle, you have a lip on each side,

but then it looks like someone tied a bandana too tight around the mouth of a Ninja Turtle.

Okey dokey, Travis Nathan Ray, everybody.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

punchlinePeople's lips are the same color as their genitals.