Timeboy

Bucket Pull

Watch Timeboy's Kill Tony episode 591 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.56 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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His first time on Kilt Tony, make some noise for Timeboy, everybody.

[Bit 1]

All right. Austin is a great food city.

Had some Ethiopian food last night.

So I didn't eat anything.

[Bit 2]

Speaking of food, is it just me or does every Adele song

sound like she's singing to an empty container of ice cream?

[Bit 3]

I get the unlimited lift 50% off discount.

That's when I walk 50% of the way to my destination.

[Bit 4]

If I was a UFC fighter, I'm not, obviously.

But if I was, I want my intro music

to be the Cosby Show theme song.

So my opponent knows I'm gonna put his ass to sleep

and do terrible things to his body.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupAll right. Austin is a great food city.

setupHad some Ethiopian food last night.

punchlineSo I didn't eat anything.