Tom Armstrong

Bucket Pull

Watch Tom Armstrong's Kill Tony episode 409 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 6 joke beats, 1.11 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

- Did Michael Jackson moonwalk out of the room

after he fucked those kids?

I'd like to think he did.

[Bit 2]

I could never quite do it. Fuck kids.

Their sad faces really turned me off.

Dragon is ghost is black or white.

I guess it doesn't matter.

[Bit 3]

I've never been with an elderly woman, sexually,

but I have stayed in the bathtub a little bit too long

and then proceeded to masturbate,

and I'd like to think that it feels similar.

[Bit 4]

If Harvey Weinstein was a fish, he'd be a groper.

[Bit 5]

Nipple rings are pretty cool.

They're like tiny door knockers for titties.

Knockers for your knockers.

[Bit 6]

Imagine if a Mormon went to a music festival these days.

He'd be a busy little boy.

Knock, knock, can I tell you about God?

(imitates

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setup- Did Michael Jackson moonwalk out of the room

setupafter he fucked those kids?

punchlineI'd like to think he did.