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2019-11-03

Jamal Abdul

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Watch Jamal Abdul's Kill Tony episode 409 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.18 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.18 punch density·0.25 tag density

[Bit 1]

All right, I'll tell you guys a little bit about myself.

I'm actually mixed race, guys.

I am, I am half Arabic, half Italian.

that does get confusing at times.

I'll give you an example.

This is a greeting that a charming young Italian man

can use, but an Arab can't.

How about that?

Yeah, 'cause it's a gun.

It's pretty full on actually.

[Bit 2]

No man, I'll tell you guys a little bit more about myself.

I'm actually visually impaired.

I am, I'm legally blind, I was born with it.

Suck on that, maybe I did it myself, right?

[Bit 3]

It makes my life interesting.

Like, I was one of the first kids in primary school

to have a laptop in class.

I did.

I had an awesome laptop.

And it had a special program on it.

And what it would do is it would take everything on the screen

and it would read it out loud for me,

making the computer completely accessible.

It was good technology at the time,

but the voice on this thing was awful.

So when I would turn my computer on, it would go,

text to speech engine.

Activate it.

Right?

Have that real robotic voice?

Damn.

Fuck yeah.

You said it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

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setupAll right, I'll tell you guys a little bit about myself.

setupI'm actually mixed race, guys.

setupI am, I am half Arabic, half Italian.

setupthat does get confusing at times.

setupI'll give you an example.

setupThis is a greeting that a charming young Italian man

setupcan use, but an Arab can't.

setupHow about that?

punchlineYeah, 'cause it's a gun.

tagIt's pretty full on actually.