Christine Medrano

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Watch Christine Medrano's Kill Tony episode 150 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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- Hey everyone, I guess this is really exciting for me.

[Bit 1]

I just started dating a DJ.

It's exciting because I've never been cheated on before.

But he does have like the body of like an Adonis,

of like an North Adonis.

[Bit 2]

On our second day he did bring me flowers

and he was like, listen, I don't have a lot of money,

I just wanted to show you that I care.

And I was like, oh my God.

You don't have to spend money on me to show me that you care.

If you want to show me that you care,

just let me go through your phone.

He did my part as the passcode to your phone.

[Bit 3]

Trying to get my grandma into House of Cards.

You were watching Season One, House of Cards,

and it was on one scene where Kevin Spacey

goes down to Kate Mara.

My grandma turned to me and she was like,

What is he doing to her?

And I was like, oh my god, no one has ever

gone down on my grandma.

Anyone deserves it is that woman.

She's had 10 kids.

Someone please go down on my grandma.

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setupI just started dating a DJ.

punchlineIt's exciting because I've never been cheated on before.