Fang Chao

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Watch Fang Chao's Kill Tony episode 150 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.33 beats/set·0.26 punch density·0.11 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.29 punch density·0.33 tag density

- I feel some shit.

I am from a country called China.

[Bit 1]

Over there, people feed their kids all the time.

When I was growing up, my mom beat me up five times.

That day was a really rough day for me.

[Bit 2]

My Chinese grandma died last year.

Before she died, all she wanted to see is me getting married

with another Chinese chick.

She does to make more Chinese babies.

I said to my grandma, I said,

grandma, I love you with all my heart.

I'll do anything, anything to make you happy.

But you know, I don't like the Chinese chicks.

You are being one of them.

Grandma, no matter who I marry

Or what type of baby I make,

you ain't gonna live long enough to see them.

So she died.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupOver there, people feed their kids all the time.

setupWhen I was growing up, my mom beat me up five times.

punchlineThat day was a really rough day for me.