Ry Mattson

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Watch Ry Mattson's Kill Tony episode 456 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 2.00 punch density, 0.14 tag density.

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So now they're warning us about murder hornets.

I'd like to recommend some other bullshit animals

for possible media fear mongering.

manslaughter mantis bubonic bees gremlins but from normal size bears staff look

caucus stingrays brain worms unfriendly Mormons subway fungus lug nut recall

evangelical jihadists sewer snakes toe fleas and Samsung epilepsy if those

[Bit 2]

don't work I've also got some dangerous political ideologies to be afraid of the

12.6 percenters, Iggy Poppins, ironic racism, flotectionists, the foreskin

reclamation movement, Bill Berbers, Dad and Mommy-nism, the global body

modification coalitionists of Sebastopol, Florida, and Lauren Hill's movement for

the miseducation of indigenous peoples. There's a lot to be scared of out there

media folks, I'm just disappointed with your lack of murder mantis creativity.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo now they're warning us about murder hornets.

setupI'd like to recommend some other bullshit animals

setupfor possible media fear mongering.

punchlinemanslaughter mantis bubonic bees gremlins but from normal size bears staff look

punchlinecaucus stingrays brain worms unfriendly Mormons subway fungus lug nut recall

punchlineevangelical jihadists sewer snakes toe fleas and Samsung epilepsy if those