Emily F.

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Watch Emily F.'s Kill Tony episode 456 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 6 joke beats, 1.60 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Here's Emily F. everyone. Hey everybody coming to you from my work laptop as

opposed to most people who are just coming to things on their work laptop.

[Bit 2]

So a little about me I'm a math teacher during the day and I waitress at night

and if you were going to ask me which job is harder I would say yes. The only

[Bit 3]

big difference between the jobs is if I gave a full people's elbow to a customer

I think my boss would believe them. But at the school I think the biggest

[Bit 4]

annoyance is all the screaming and crying and go on for like five ten

minutes at a time. But the kids have gotten pretty good about dealing with me.

You know they let me just cry it out. Sometimes they have to hide under the

ask you know protect the head from the chairs flying and also at the

[Bit 5]

waitressing job you get plate lickers but I mean how else am I supposed to eat

[Bit 6]

at this point I'm just gonna start and only fans be another job where nobody

wants to listen me talk

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setupHere's Emily F. everyone. Hey everybody coming to you from my work laptop as

punchlineopposed to most people who are just coming to things on their work laptop.