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Watch Texas's Kill Tony episode 456 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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I'm not leaving here till I get some pussy.

That is my impersonation of William Montgomery at Jamba Juice.

Can't take him anywhere.

I don't give a fuck about a baby sea turtle.

I have a cocaine habit.

You probably guessed it. That's still William Montgomery at Jamba Juice.

Yeah, that's right.

Do not hand that man a cardboard straw.

you won't hear my best williams, this is my best william joke

I don't believe in astrology because

I'm an Aquarius with a Virgo rising

in my moon even Capricorn which makes me a very skeptical

person by nature. That is William flirting with the goddamn hippie

who runs the Jamba Juice. Yeah imagine that.

Ever since I discovered Wet Wipes I stopped taking showers.

That is William after discovering wet wipes.

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setupI'm not leaving here till I get some pussy.

punchlineThat is my impersonation of William Montgomery at Jamba Juice.

tagCan't take him anywhere.