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Watch Timmy D's Kill Tony episode 760 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.42 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Sony, somebody told me back there,

this shirt looks racist.

I'll tell you what's racist is elephants.

You never hear any white people getting killed by an elephant.

How much have you got to be not paying attention

to get killed by an elephant?

I'd be like, "Hey, look, y'all.

Here comes the elephants.

Ole.

[Bit 2]

Anyways, worst part about getting killed by an elephant

is you're laying there and...

I'm going blank.

You're like, "Well, I've been killed by an elephant."

And it's exactly the opposite of what you thought it would be like when you died.

surrounded by loved ones, candles, and a priest trying to put his cock in your mouth. And you're

like, "Hey man, I'm dying. Over here he goes." And the priest is like, "That's what makes it extra

dirty." So, I'll sell you later.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSony, somebody told me back there,

setupthis shirt looks racist.

punchlineI'll tell you what's racist is elephants.

tagYou never hear any white people getting killed by an elephant.