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2026-03-17

Jarrell Beeman

Bucket Pull

Watch Jarrell Beeman's Kill Tony episode 760 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.25 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.25 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.25 punch density·0.67 tag density

- What's up? What's up, man?

I'm happy to be here in Texas, man.

[Bit 1]

I actually live in a spot called Dayton, Ohio.

Yup, yup, and that's all it gets right there.

That's it. That's it now for real, man.

People don't get too hype when I say I live in Dayton,

man, it always gets real weird and awkward and quiet, you know?

And I get it, man.

I must not be a big fan of a heroin, I see.

'Cause that's all we got in Southern Ohio, baby.

All we got is heroin and fat white women.

That's it, that's it.

Hey, hey, but hold on.

I'ma dip it to both.

Okay, no, stop it, stop.

You laughing at the truth, stop it, stop it.

[Bit 2]

People are like, "Drel, why don't you move outta Dayton?

"You so talented, man, you should move,

"but I won't 'cause the rent's too low, man, so cheap.

My crib right now is $217 per month.

Now, the week before I got it, I found out

that a triple homicide happened right around the corner,

which explained a lot.

But when I found that out, that shit had me thinking about

killing four people just to get that rent down to $150.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI actually live in a spot called Dayton, Ohio.

setupYup, yup, and that's all it gets right there.

setupThat's it. That's it now for real, man.

setupPeople don't get too hype when I say I live in Dayton,

setupman, it always gets real weird and awkward and quiet, you know?

setupAnd I get it, man.

punchlineI must not be a big fan of a heroin, I see.

tag'Cause that's all we got in Southern Ohio, baby.

tagAll we got is heroin and fat white women.