Kendall Jr.

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Watch Kendall Jr.'s Kill Tony episode 760 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.63 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Y'all remember the first time you heard a

black British guy talk.

It's like you're not supposed to sound like that.

Unrelated.

[Bit 2]

Would you ever see a girl a little too close with her dog?

And thank God I hope I ain't fucking.

That's all I gotta say.

[Bit 3]

Meth heads though, you know.

I've been thinking they probably do have the best pull-out game because of all

that copper wiring. But when a meth head has found the one and she's got one of

those copper IUDs, they cannot help themselves. And someone wants to be a

[Bit 4]

father. I did know a girl once she had so many abortions she didn't even

have a landing strip. There's just a Gaza strip. Kendall. Kendall Kendall. You've been

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupY'all remember the first time you heard a

setupblack British guy talk.

punchlineIt's like you're not supposed to sound like that.