Daniel Balshen

Bucket Pull

Watch Daniel Balshen's Kill Tony episode 154 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·5 beats·1.00 punch density·0.20 tag density

[Bit 1]

Awesome. So my family's from Ukraine, which means I have two Ukrainian grandmothers whose only

responsibilities are one, to feed me and two, to feed me. Not going so well. Yeah, my friend's

grandmother came up to me and said I'm the worst thing she's seen since World

War II. Silence. Awesome. Yeah, my parents, we speak Russian and they only speak

[Bit 2]

Russian at home and I have an American friend who lives in my house. He thinks

every time they talk shit's going down.

"Tak dimat, tes nachte gworschne mohen, devay, pozhas te chag devay."

He's like, "Oh my god, why are they arguing?" They're not. She asked him if he wants some tea.

What did he say? He said, "Yeah, with a lemon."

He's like, "Oh, my God. What is it this time?"

She just asked me if I want to go to the dry cleaners.

He's like, "Oh, and this time, now we run."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

contradiction

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setupAwesome. So my family's from Ukraine, which means I have two Ukrainian grandmothers whose only

punchlineresponsibilities are one, to feed me and two, to feed me. Not going so well. Yeah, my friend's