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2020-07-28

Dave Serra

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Watch Dave Serra's Kill Tony episode 465 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.46 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

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Dave Sarah, thank you. I probably shouldn't even be here right now. I should probably be at home with my mom

[Bit 1]

My mother and I own a puppy mill puppy mills where you raise purebred dogs, you know Boston Terriers Golden Retrievers

Labrador Retrievers, ugly poodles.

So, rescues have been outselling purebreds

two to one last couple years in California,

so I don't really know what we're gonna do.

I mean, this puppy mill's been in our family

for generations.

So I just did what any good son would do.

I bought a whip and a lead pipe,

and honestly, I'm just gonna abuse these puppies

and fucking turn them into rescues.

I really think that's the easiest way to do it.

I'm no expert, but I can definitely do that.

And puppies are so unaggressively dumb and obedient.

Takes night after night or night beating them over the head.

You don't wanna kill the damn thing,

you just wanna make it scared of you, you know?

I mean, you know the look.

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setupMy mother and I own a puppy mill puppy mills where you raise purebred dogs, you know Boston Terriers Golden Retrievers

setupLabrador Retrievers, ugly poodles.

setupSo, rescues have been outselling purebreds

setuptwo to one last couple years in California,

setupso I don't really know what we're gonna do.

setupI mean, this puppy mill's been in our family

setupfor generations.

setupSo I just did what any good son would do.

setupI bought a whip and a lead pipe,

setupand honestly, I'm just gonna abuse these puppies

punchlineand fucking turn them into rescues.

tagI really think that's the easiest way to do it.

tagI'm no expert, but I can definitely do that.