Zach Bogus

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Watch Zach Bogus's Kill Tony episode 465 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.62 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.62 punch density·0.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

Women and children are a lot like baseballs.

You can hit them with a bat, but you better run home fast.

[Bit 2]

Getting kind of tired of this lockdown bullshit.

and spend months without a decent school shooting.

[Bit 3]

When I was a little kid, I thought I was gay,

so I told my dad,

and like the good Christian man that he is,

he sent me to church for conversion therapy.

And it must have worked 'cause I figured out I was straight

after the priest lost his ring in my asshole.

To this day when I farted, it smells like holy water.

[Bit 4]

I lost my anal beads.

I miss them so much.

Without them, I feel empty inside.

[Bit 5]

I consider myself a pretty open sexually guy.

I mean, I'd fuck just about anybody, except for war vets.

I hear they all have PTSDs.

I got one more.

[Bit 6]

I'm a cancer survivor.

I dated one for almost a month, nearly killed myself.

I don't care what they say, Virgos and cancers, not compatible.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupWomen and children are a lot like baseballs.

punchlineYou can hit them with a bat, but you better run home fast.