Evan Jones

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Watch Evan Jones's Kill Tony episode 465 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.63 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

This is awesome. I'm finally gonna fulfill my dream of doing stand-up in a David Lynch movie.

I feel like there's going to be an edit where everyone's faces are made of meat and then

it'll slowly fade out.

People will be like, "That was so good."

[Bit 2]

Before quarantine, I went to Disneyland.

Fucking magical.

Went on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

The animatronic Jack Sparrow has more life left in his eyes than the real Johnny Depp

at this point. Disneyland's nice. I'm not used to theme parks being nice, you know?

[Bit 3]

Like I go to Six Flags. Six Flags is just white trash Disneyland's. Like Six Flags is a theme

[Bit 4]

park but I'm not sure what the theme is supposed to be. Like I don't know, cartoons and flags,

Who gives a shit?

Loop de loop.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

anti-humor

Lines

setupThis is awesome. I'm finally gonna fulfill my dream of doing stand-up in a David Lynch movie.

setupI feel like there's going to be an edit where everyone's faces are made of meat and then

setupit'll slowly fade out.

punchlinePeople will be like, "That was so good."