Mario Tanti

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Watch Mario Tanti's Kill Tony episode 465 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 6 joke beats, 1.11 punch density, 0.43 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·5.50 beats/set·0.92 punch density·0.51 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·6 beats·1.11 punch density·0.43 tag density

[Bit 1]

>> Go back to your country.

>> They used to be racist, but now it's just good advice.

[Bit 2]

There's been a lot of deaths from coronavirus.

A couple months into quarantine, they started comparing it

to the number of deaths in 9/11.

They were like, oh, we're up to three 9/11s now.

I think 9/11 is my favorite made-up form

of measurement next to smidge and cunt hair.

[Bit 3]

You probably can't tell this by looking at me,

but I had an abortion with an Asian girl from Tinder.

That's not exactly what I had in mind when she said she wanted to hook up.

She told me to come inside of her.

She can't get pregnant.

Yeah, I fell for that, Michael.

She also couldn't come.

So either she got the two mixed up or I just heard her wrong.

Either way, we swipe left on the baby.

[Bit 4]

I've lived in L.A. for seven years and it was the first time I had Korean takeout.

- Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup>> Go back to your country.

punchline>> They used to be racist, but now it's just good advice.