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KT #657 - RICH VOS + DOM IRERA + ELEANOR KERRIGAN

2024-04-02

Holden DeShazo

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Watch Holden DeShazo's Kill Tony episode 657 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density

What's up?

How you guys doing?

All right, yeah, it is true.

[Bit 1]

I just turned 17.

Just turned 17, fuckable in a year.

You know, one more year, so I don't have to lie

about my age on porn sites.

I'm pretty excited about it.

[Bit 2]

I did have a joke about abortion,

but still in the early stages of development,

so I'll leave it alone.

[Bit 3]

You know, I've been starting to notice a lot of acne on my face.

I know we've all gotten it.

But I've been Googling to see how to get rid of it.

Turns out I have to quit doing something I'm not willing to give up.

Have to quit jerking off.

I don't want to stop.

But I do it so much that one of my buddies told me, "Holden, you have to quit choking

your chicken."

I've never heard this before.

But I choked mine so much that I gave it a name.

You guys want to hear the name?

I named it George Floyd.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

The good news is that the cop that killed him

is probably being forced to choke

a lot of chickens these days himself.

Maybe he's into it, I don't know,

but based on the given clues,

I think it's safe to say that he's into erotic asphyxiation.

All right, that's it, thank you guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI just turned 17.

punchlineJust turned 17, fuckable in a year.

tagYou know, one more year, so I don't have to lie

tagabout my age on porn sites.

tagI'm pretty excited about it.