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KT #657 - RICH VOS + DOM IRERA + ELEANOR KERRIGAN

2024-04-02

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Watch Q Rose's Kill Tony episode 657 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.39 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.39 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.39 punch density·2.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

- Hey, how's everybody doing tonight?

Y'all right?

[Bit 1]

Y'all giving up for me and my girl for three and a half years.

Just found out we about to have a baby.

Kinda makes feel bad about cheating I've been doing lately.

I'm just playing y'all.

I don't feel bad.

I love it.

I've been here in Texas, man.

I'm from Texas, man.

[Bit 2]

Our racism here is just far superior than other states,

man, I'm telling you.

It's 'cause it's big and small at the same time,

you know what I'm saying?

Like I went to an all-white neighborhood.

I went to all black high school, right?

And we had one white guy join the football team, right?

And we called him White Mike.

And it took me years to realize

there were no other Michaels on the team.

We could just call them, you know, just Mike,

and it been good.

All I'm saying is, what even the worst nickname we had, right?

We had a messing guy join team, right?

And we just called him Mexico.

And when his cousin joined team, we just called him New Mexico.

So really messed up when I graduated,

found out them niggas was Puerto Rican.

It was bad.

All right, thank you.

I'm Q Rose.

Thanks for listening.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupY'all giving up for me and my girl for three and a half years.

setupJust found out we about to have a baby.

punchlineKinda makes feel bad about cheating I've been doing lately.

tagI'm just playing y'all.

tagI don't feel bad.

tagI love it.