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KILL TONY #399 - TOM RHODES + EDDIE PEPITONE

2019-10-16

Omar Guerrero

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Watch Omar Guerrero's Kill Tony episode 399 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.18 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.18 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.18 punch density·0.33 tag density

Hello, hello.

Shit.

[Bit 1]

I don't get anal.

I just don't.

I don't get it.

The vagina is just so perfectly formed.

God just put specific time into it and just made it wet

and just so perfect I don't get anal, I just really don't.

I started investing in depends because a lot of you that fucking the ass

when you're older you're gonna be shitting yourself you know.

Fuck.

Aint no anal.

[Bit 2]

Yeah I only do vaginal, I'm married.

Freshly married. Yeah. Two weeks ago to a woman.

Yeah? She's a big fan of no anal.

Yeah.

Uh...

Oh, okay.

That's your only option, I mean.

Yeah, 'cause, uh, I mean, gay dudes,

I mean, I don't expect you to do the sword fighting

or the...

or putting the dicks in the middle

and then you both clasp and jack it off.

I guess that's it.

Wow, there you go. Omar Guerrero, everybody.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

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setupI don't get anal.

setupI just don't.

setupI don't get it.

setupThe vagina is just so perfectly formed.

setupGod just put specific time into it and just made it wet

setupand just so perfect I don't get anal, I just really don't.

setupI started investing in depends because a lot of you that fucking the ass

punchlinewhen you're older you're gonna be shitting yourself you know.

tagAint no anal.