Katie Orchard

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Watch Katie Orchard's Kill Tony episode 393 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·5 bits·6 beats·0.30 punch density·0.00 tag density

- What is up?

[Bit 1]

So I was into choking.

Not recreationally, like during sex like a normal person.

And then I dated this guy with anger problems.

Rhett Rau.

He's like, "I thought you liked this!"

And I'm like, "I also like yoga!"

[Bit 2]

So I was engaged to a struggling musician

because I like to pay for dinner every time.

[Bit 3]

But we've since broken up, and he texted me

texted me 23 times over the last couple days to no response.

I could block him.

I just know there's a joke in there if we get to 69

and I still haven't came, you know?

[Bit 4]

You guys ever been going down on someone

and been so uninterested that you start seeing faces

in their pubes?

Like, "Oh, get out of there, grandma."

[Bit 5]

Dude, my ex is gonna see me one day.

He's not thrilled he's in my set,

but he's gonna be like,

"I was in one of Katie Orchard's jokes.

"Just watch, I was in one of Katie Orchard's jokes."

And his friends are gonna be like,

"Who's Katie Orchard?"

And he's gonna be like, you know?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I was into choking.

punchlineNot recreationally, like during sex like a normal person.