Keaton McAdams

Bucket Pull

Watch Keaton McAdams's Kill Tony episode 689 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.45 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.45 punch density·1.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

- They only gave me like 60 seconds up here,

but don't worry, 'cause 60 seconds is a long time.

I feel like I've said that before,

but 60 seconds is a long time.

Anybody else here ejaculate prematurely?

Ladies, you can laugh.

I've less quick, but I don't have any shame about it.

'Cause after another 60 seconds, I'm ready for round two.

I'm not here to brag.

That's not what this is.

But one time, I had sex three times

in the span of 45 minutes.

I just wish someone else was there to see it.

So I actually made you guys a video.

Red band, can we hit the big screen?

All right, that's my time, thank you guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- They only gave me like 60 seconds up here,

setupbut don't worry, 'cause 60 seconds is a long time.

setupI feel like I've said that before,

setupbut 60 seconds is a long time.

punchlineAnybody else here ejaculate prematurely?

tagLadies, you can laugh.

tagI've less quick, but I don't have any shame about it.

tag'Cause after another 60 seconds, I'm ready for round two.