Aiden Kosoy

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Watch Aiden Kosoy's Kill Tony episode 689 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

- Okay, so I'm not a big fan of Beyonce,

but she has a really good song.

It goes like, "Who runs the world?

Jews.

Who runs the world?

Jews."

[Bit 2]

Okay, so I try to run my life like a coming of age story,

but the coming really hasn't happened yet.

So, yeah, I'm still a virgin, obviously.

[Bit 3]

And I used lines like, "Hey, you want to see my Hebrew National with a sign of matzo balls? Maybe we'll make the soup later."

Or something like, "Jewish, hey, you want to see my space laser? It's got big white beams!"

And, oh, and I got one more thing.

[Bit 4]

You guys know terrorism is trendy now?

Yeah, like people are getting tramp stamps

that say I love Hamas and Osama is at it?

Okay, I'm done.

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setup- Okay, so I'm not a big fan of Beyonce,

setupbut she has a really good song.

setupIt goes like, "Who runs the world?

punchlineJews.

tagWho runs the world?

tagJews."