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2024-06-25

Jesus Elisir

Bucket Pull

Watch Jesus Elisir's Kill Tony episode 669 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.60 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

All right, so scientists the other day,

they discovered the location of the clitoris on the snakes.

I don't know about you, but this is just more confirmation

that women are snakes.

That's all that is.

If you didn't like that one, then--

[Bit 2]

If you know who Frances McDormand is, the actress.

She was in a movie a couple of years ago called Women Talking.

I didn't see it personally, but I am waiting for the sequel.

It's called Bitch, Shut the Fuck Up.

It's directed by a Puerto Rican.

It's really good.

[Bit 3]

And the city of Seattle announced a couple of months

ago that they were no longer going to be investigating

sexual assault cases.

They said, we don't have the manpower.

We're underfunded.

And we have a new chief of police, and it's Bill Cosby.

Hey, hey, who the fuck is going to sexually assault

blue-haired, grease-ball fucking bull-dyed bitches, dude?

I don't know.

OK, Jesus Elizar?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Joke Type

misdirect

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setupAll right, so scientists the other day,

setupthey discovered the location of the clitoris on the snakes.

setupI don't know about you, but this is just more confirmation

punchlinethat women are snakes.

tagThat's all that is.