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2024-06-25

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Watch Pierre M's Kill Tony episode 669 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.39 punch density, 3.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.39 punch density·3.00 tag density·Big Joke Book

- Sup y'all, I know y'all expecting something different,

but I am Pierre.

[Bit 1]

You know, I know what I look like.

I know exactly what I look like, bro.

I never been to jail.

I take care of my kids.

It's gonna be okay, I swear to God.

Listen, the only thing keeping me out of prison

is literally rape, dog.

Like fuck doing life in prison.

Fuck like having to fight a bunch of white guys.

I'm not, have y'all seen Oz?

Are y'all familiar with Oz?

All right, yeah.

[Bit 2]

I work out a lot, obviously.

So what I realized working out was,

if I really was into rape, though,

like in a village situation, I could rape like 98% of y'all.

I thought about it.

I did the math.

But I worked out only for like a plan B, like just in case.

Like if this room--

if this room went crazy, I don't want any of you white women.

Swear to God.

No offense.

Y'all look great.

But I see what happens when black dudes get a white one.

We running down the street, getting chased off.

I can't fuck with it.

But in a village situation, bro, I can have my pick, bro.

I'm looking around.

I mean, it's a couple of y'all can do what I want

with y'all, man.

I was thinking about us new black people, right?

I was like, I'm not calling us lazy.

I don't think we lazy, right?

But I don't think we would make good slaves.

Can you imagine Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman, who is?

Harriet Tubman.

Look, they're gonna want black art.

Can you hear me?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupYou know, I know what I look like.

setupI know exactly what I look like, bro.

setupI never been to jail.

setupI take care of my kids.

setupIt's gonna be okay, I swear to God.

setupListen, the only thing keeping me out of prison

punchlineis literally rape, dog.

tagLike fuck doing life in prison.

tagFuck like having to fight a bunch of white guys.

tagI'm not, have y'all seen Oz?

tagAre y'all familiar with Oz?