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2024-06-25

Mr. Mars Martian

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Watch Mr. Mars Martian's Kill Tony episode 669 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 7 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·5 bits·7 beats·1.00 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

[Bit 1]

I've been chewing a lot of nicotine gum.

I'm trying to wean off of the N-word, believe it or not.

Clearly you choose nicotine

'cause nigarets are gum for bigots.

I'm trying to say nigga less, you know what I'm saying?

[Bit 2]

Being mitochondrally half black

has been pretty mid for the most part.

I get half the benefits of this motherfucker,

you know what I'm saying?

I don't know.

[Bit 3]

I forget that I'm half white.

Only time I'm ever treated like I'm white

is by the blacks, occasionally.

[Bit 4]

But as an honorary half white,

that's how you know some Psy-op shit is about to be said

when you're preemptively qualifying your statement.

[Bit 5]

But as an honorary half white,

I feel like the whites are letting their own version

of the N-word slip through their fingers.

You know what I'm saying, MAGA?

What is this MAGA crazy or something?

So fucking push a MAGA would.

Shit.

I don't have to harness shorts on MAGA in this motherfucking.

I don't know what these bitches want from a MAGA.

My last girlfriend tried to say I was too Republican.

I was like, MAGA please.

MAGA please.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI've been chewing a lot of nicotine gum.

punchlineI'm trying to wean off of the N-word, believe it or not.