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2024-06-25

Jocelyn Porter

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Watch Jocelyn Porter's Kill Tony episode 669 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.67 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.67 punch density·1.50 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.67 punch density·1.50 tag density·Small Joke Book

[Bit 1]

- Been having a rough week.

My boyfriend left me for an underage girl.

Yeah, I'm so confused.

I'm like, what does she have that I don't?

I also haven't graduated high school.

Oh, well she's getting the big fancy high school

diploma next month, she's hot shit.

All right, all right.

[Bit 2]

I'm coming from Arizona.

We just banned abortion.

And you know, as a woman, I'm pissed.

I'm outraged, you know, because how else am I

supposed to scam men out of their money for fake abortions?

Rent's due, sir.

I'm stressed, okay?

[Bit 3]

Yes, I'm a white woman named Yaseline.

My brother is a white guy named Trey,

which can only mean my mom really wanted

little landscapers, you know?

[Bit 4]

And I'm as white as they come, folks, okay?

I am one clothing choice away from looking like

I am really into crystals or really into crystal meth.

OK, I know how I look.

I know how I look, guys.

That's my time, everybody.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- Been having a rough week.

setupMy boyfriend left me for an underage girl.

setupYeah, I'm so confused.

setupI'm like, what does she have that I don't?

punchlineI also haven't graduated high school.

tagOh, well she's getting the big fancy high school

tagdiploma next month, she's hot shit.