De La Stoner

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Watch De La Stoner's Kill Tony episode 694 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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Yo, what's going on everybody? Name's Dela Stoner. I recently stopped smoking blunts.

[Bit 1]

I decided to start smoking joints now. But it's weird though, whenever I hang out with

some friends, they'll pass me a blunt and I'll grab it and I'll look at it. But like

in my head, I don't want to smoke it. So I just pass it back to them. And so in my head,

I'm thinking, do they think I'm racist?

And it really doesn't help that my black friend

is the one that's passing me the blunt.

And I was like, "Damn, I think he may think I'm racist."

[Bit 2]

The first time I told my mom that I smoked weed,

I thought she was gonna be really happy about it.

And it wasn't, she started crying and she told me,

I wish you would have told me you were gay instead.

I was like, wow.

And then I had my aunt next to me and she said,

fuck yeah, Mikko, I'm proud of you.

Thank you guys, my time.

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setupI decided to start smoking joints now. But it's weird though, whenever I hang out with

setupsome friends, they'll pass me a blunt and I'll grab it and I'll look at it. But like

setupin my head, I don't want to smoke it. So I just pass it back to them. And so in my head,

punchlineI'm thinking, do they think I'm racist?